Original Dynasty Draft (2008)
1st Round
- Taint Juice - Adrian Peterson
- RayTig - LaDainian Tomlinson
- Prognosis Negative - Joseph Addai
- Poisonous Darts - Steven Jackson
- BonesJones - Tom Brady
- Liquid Swords - Marion Barber
- Team Chucksa - Peyton Manning
- The Lost Boys - Marshawn Lynch
- BabyBlueBigglesWorth - Brian Westbrook
- KittleBubbs - Frank Gore
- Honduras - Ben Roethlisberger
- Drool - Randy Moss
2nd Round
- Drool - Tony Romo
- Honduras - Maurice Jones Drew
- KittleBubbs - Ryan Grant
- BabyBlueBigglesWorth - Darren McFadden
- The Lost Boys - Clinton Portis
- Team Chucksa - Terrell Owens
- Liquid Swords - Larry Fitzgerald
- BonesJones - Larry Johnson
- Poisonous Darts - Reggie Wayne
- Prognosis Negative - Carson Palmer
- RayTig - Drew Brees
- Taint Juice - Braylon Edwards
3rd Round
- Taint Juice - Marques Colston
- RayTig - Jamal Lewis
- Prognosis Negative - Julius Jones
- Poisonous Darts - Michael Turner
- BonesJones - Reggie Bush
- Liquid Swords - Andre Johnson
- Team Chucksa - Chad Johnson
- The Lost Boys - Santonio Holmes
- BabyBlueBigglesWorth - Plaxico Burress
- KittleBubbs - Steve Smith
- Honduras - Calvin Johnson
- Drool - TJ Houshmandzadeh
4th Round
- Drool - Laurence Maroney
- Honduras - Rashard Mendenhall
- KittleBubbs - Willie Parker
- BabyBlueBigglesWorth - Kellen Winslow
- The Lost Boys - Jason Witten
- Team Chucksa - Wes Welker
- Liquid Swords - Earnest Graham
- BonesJones - Roy Williams
- Poisonous Darts - Antonio Gates
- Prognosis Negative - Anquan Boldin
- RayTig - Marvin Harrison
- Taint Juice - Brandon Marshall
5th Round
- Taint Juice - Jonathan Stewart
- RayTig - Vernon Davis
- Prognosis Negative - Tory Holt
- Poisonous Darts - Greg Jennings
- BonesJones - Willis McGahee
- Liquid Swords - Kevin Smith
- Team Chucksa - Felix Jones
- The Lost Boys - Pittsburgh Defense
- BabyBlueBigglesWorth - Derek Anderson
- KittleBubbs - Matt Hasselbeck
- Honduras - Thomas Jones
- Drool - Selvin Young
6th Round
- Drool - LenDale White
- Honduras - Dwayne Bowe
- KittleBubbs - Laveranues Coles
- BabyBlueBigglesWorth - Lee Evans
- The Lost Boys - Donovan McNabb
- Team Chucksa - Rudi Johnson
- Liquid Swords - Chris Johnson
- BonesJones - Hines Ward
- Poisonous Darts - Brandon Jacobs
- Prognosis Negative - Dallas Clark
- RayTig - Santana Moss
- Taint Juice - Ronnie Brown